I need help writing a fun poem?

My sister wrote me a poem that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever for my birthday in Shakesperean jargon. I would like to send an equally nonsensical poem back but have no good ideas.


Could anyone write a short one for me? 10 points to the best (worst?) poem. :)





Here is her poem for inquiring minds...





Long somber melodious fields of lilac looms bewails


'nsnared in 'ternal blooms beknighted by their grins


She sails beneath the lowly limber gray


And dwells all amber to and fro


No faerie e'er bore shoulders thrice to lay


The golden flame 'ere noonday tide


Soft spokest fritters jangling through the air


Ash places triggers beauteous and glides


'Twas on this night the night before your birth**


All chaplains blurried phantoms solemn sigh


Ne'er suckest anything e'er writ e'er before


Than this thy poem of all nonsense, collide





**n.b. unchronologically correct, should read night after your birth.

I need help writing a fun poem?
How many ideas do you need to have? Just make sure that you don't accidentally make sense. Here, I'll try:





Your poem of nonsense quaffed a limpid wrench


Beguiling what the moonlight most betrays


When days of ashen forest-nymphs repine


At fortune's most astounding veils within


But o'er the ancient plains the dance begins


A viscid serf most wintry, yet withal,


'Tis not in doubt the foremost poniard deems


Resplendent as the sunlight underground


Where e'er the ancient relics go to die.
Reply:It's not *that* hard to write fast when you can use any word in the dictionary that fits the meter. I'm glad you liked it. Report It

Reply:Thanks for the poem Dear Sister.


It certainly was a twister.


It makes no sense


to a mind so dense


you should consider a hister.


A hysterectomy that is.



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